2mello - Parking Lot Cats lyrics

Verse 1: Hey there, cats Parking Lot Cats Everyday you run up To me like I'm the sun up in your world Hey there kitties Bright and pretty From the chow we feed you Your eyes saying "hey! I would eat you!" Chorus 1: If you were bigger with humongous teeth You'd give me a surprise Before i reach the door you'd claw out my green eyes and devour them If you were predatory It would be a different story You'd chew my feet to taste the meat As I try to run but can't because you cut my tendons Verse 2: Cute little cats Cats who have not yet sampled human blood I give you loving pats Try not to think of what you'd do if you could Docile beasts Purring at my feet You would be the dominant race if you were tall enough to look me in the face Chorus 2: If you were bigger with humongous teeth You'd give me a surprise Pop my tires and drag me out of my car and eat me entire If you were predatory It would be a different story With my ear halfway down your throat I couldn't make these notes, i'm not cla**ically trained Verse 3: Goodnight felines Chase world domination in your dreams Or leave it behind Cuz you know, we aren't as naive as we seem I'll have an eye on you, until you claw it out You'll always trade that glorious wish For a little piece of fish, I have no doubt