[Bob Buss:] All those girls, block upon block upon block. They all come here lookin for their dream boys. Heh. Who makes those dreams? Me. That's what I do. That's my job. A dream maker. Boy bands. boy bands, boy bands. There are 5 basic types in any successful boyband. You got your rebel, your bad boy, one. You got your shy, bashful type, two. You got your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster, three. Four, your rea**uring, older brother type. and the heartthrob, your teen idol. He's the guy who keeps it all together, y'know He's the guy who's eyes are lookin at you from the poster saying, "Hold me. Take care of me." And that boy canNOT have a tattoo! U + me = us U + me = us I know my calculus It says you plus me = us Said I know my calculus It says you plus me = us [Carson:] I'm Carson Daly. Here we are. Total Request Live. I'm here with super megagroup 2gether. Tell me a little about your name. 2gether, which is awesome by the way. [Jerry:] Two words, Carson. Bob Buss. [Mickey:] Yeah, man, the great Bob Buss, yo. Well I've never been good at history And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two and I kicked a** on the test about me and you [Chorus] I know my calculus It says U + me = us Said I know my calculus It says u + me = us What the world needs now is boybands [Buss:] Perfect! No problem. I've got a boyband! Boy bands [Buss:] What I need now is my troublemaker. I know where the bad boys hang out. Girl, algebra or trigonometry could never equal up to what you do to me. So let's intergrate Don't differentiate If you were in my cla**, there ain't no way I could pa** I hate English, gym, and not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention No philosophy could ever come between us But we'll always have our Calculus [repeat Chorus 2x] U + me = us U + me = us It's not about braces really or money or fame. or girls. heh. u + me = us I'ts about respect. and integrity Girl, no subject comes close to you 2gether sing it I know my calculu-uhuhuhuhuhs [Chorus] [Jerry:] I'm Jerry O'Keefe! i'm gonna be a star. [director:] and again I'm gonna be a star. arms wide! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna be a star!!! okay, now make me believe it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna be a star! [*girls screaming*]