2gether - Regular Guy lyrics

I'm the kinda guy a girl takes home to mom with pleated Khaki pants cologne that's the bomb sure smell purdy, purdy Shake her dad's hand and look him in the eye And tell him straight up "I'm just a regular guy" I'll have her home by 9 sir And I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble A regular guy says "Ma'am on the double" I'm a regular guy just like "Dawson's Creek" A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek Yah ha & sometimes I remember what got me here It was fightin & cussin back off I'm in a boy band And showing no fear ok alright time now ok hehe hehe hehe BURP hehe.... I watch Jay Leno hes funny 7th heaven, too And I ask myself sometimes "what would Jesus do?" grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change I'm buds with my Mom nd I hang out wiht my Dad Hes my buddy hahahehah I play every thing safe so I'll never be sad boo hoo And I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble A regular guy says "Ma'am on the double" I'm a regular guy just like "Dawson's Creek" A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek dont push me! Dammit Sometimes I wanna smash things Get jacked up And whacked up And havta pee in a cup Who's your problem haheha ehh hahah And I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble A regular guy says "Ma'am on the double" I'm a regular guy just like "Dawson's Creek" A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek