A certified casino bride I roll in with the dealer's high Forever yours I'm never sure I'll bake the apple pies you like American like it or not I'll take you for all that you got A certified casino bride I roll in with the dealer's high And I am looking for the slots I'm filing down my heart Desert, be kind to this traveler I'm a s**y hypnotist Lost on the strip A s**y hypnotist And I'll bear it all Cause abs and buns are so much fun I'm flying down the road of life There's no sign of the past in sight The men I knew ain't seen me since I left the sheets and hit the strip The palaces I left behind The palaces I hope to find I ride the tiger in the light I roll in with the dealer's high Some chick offers me a drink I'm not like her I think All tarted up in some Burned out shade of pink [Chorus]