2 Live Crew - If You Believe In Having Sex lyrics
[ ] = the fellas
( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = luke using white accent
Luke:
If you believe in having s**, say hell yeah! {hell yeah!}
If you believe in having s**, say hell, f** yeah! {hell, f** yeah!}
When i say s, you say e, when i say x, you say s**!
S! {e!} x! {s**!!} let's go!!
*the beat starts here*
Do the ladies run this muthaf**er? (hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this muthaf**er? [hell yeah!]
Do the ladies run this muthaf**er? (hell, f** yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (hell, f** yeah!)
All hoes! [s** dick!] all n***as! (eat p**y!)
All hoes! [drink dick!] all n***as! (eat p**y!)
Bulldaggers! (s** p**y!) all f*ggots! [s** dick!]
Bulldaggers! (s** p**y!) all f*ggots! [drink dick!]
Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, i wanna know all the fellas out there
Who gon' get some p**y! aaight? i want y'all to repeat after me.
Say "i'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [i'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Say "i'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [i'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Now ladies, i want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got somethin' to say to
These n***as out here, all right, ladies? y'all ready to do this, ladies?
Say "you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
"'cause you ain't got no money!" ('cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Say "you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
"'cause you ain't got no money!" ('cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Oh sh**! oh sh**!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. but hold on,
Fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:
"take, your crabby, a** home, biiitch!"
[take, your crabby, a** home, biiitch!]
Lemme hear ya say "take, your crabby, a** home, biiitch!"
[take, your crabby, a** home, biiitch!]
All the ladies say, "eat, my p**y! eat, eat, my pus-sy!"
(eat, my p**y! eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, "eat, this p**y! eat, eat, this pus-sy!"
(eat, this p**y! eat, eat, this pus-sy!)
Okay, okay, i-i-i can't forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;