2 Live Crew - Ugly As f** lyrics

Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw They have to screw 'Cause they ain't got nothin' else goin' for they a** When a n***a goin' for a ugly chick She gotta get up off her a** Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00 And my dick is hard as a rock My beeper ain't went off all day I guess all my b**hes went out to play f** 'em 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either Hoes is jockin' me, I don't need 'em There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face b**hes won't have me in a rat race They're very bourgeois and so seditty When you ask 'em for some p**y, they get sh**ty So I turn to the b**hes who are not attractive I'm like them, they're s**ually active All they want is a one night stand Some dick and no commitment to a man Never seen in public with an undesirable But they come clean like old reliable Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw It's late at night and I'm ready to dip 'Cause I'm kind of drunk with an ugly b**h Big titties, big a** and kind of stacked 6'2" and she's also fat Rollin' 'round the club like a b**h in heat But at four in the morning she couldn't be beat A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes On my P's and Q's and aware of my sh** The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip She wanna go to my crib but here's the trick From the club we hit the Motel 6 Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low Trying to play it off so the boys won't know She wanted to be seen but was out of luck The p**y was good but she was ugly as f** Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw Haulin' a**, trying to hurry up and get there 'Cause I can't be seen with this b**h here It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself But I can't be ranked by no one else U G L Y, b**h, you ain't got no alibi So don't you roll down No windows or open no doors Jump your a** in the back and get on the floor She's ugly as f** and you wanna know why She couldn't be worse if the b**h had died Be my girl, hoe, it ain't all that Got weave in your hair, not neat and fat Guess I'm understanding, you're just a f** I'm out for the p**y and just one nut I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck No offense, baby, you're just ugly as f** Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw One out of three n***as is ugly, cue number three