"I know a place just down there two streets Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets! " (gong noise) Luke: Welcome to the f** sho-O-O-Op! Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice There's only one place where we can go Where the price is right just to f** a ho It's always popular with the girls and the guys 'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay It's more than enough time to slay Each room has a bed and also a sink So you can wash your dick after f**ing the pink But be careful of the things that you use 'Cause you can get arrested for s** abuse So as you hit the door and the panties drop Whole lot of s**in' and f**in' at the f** Shop! Verse 2: Brother Marquis Please come inside, make yourself at home I want to f**, 'cause my dick's on bone You little who*e behind closed doors You would drink my c** and nothing more Now spread your wings open for the flight Let me fill you up with something milky and white 'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful You innocent b**h, don't be shameful Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water This is the second half, and not the second quarter I'll f** you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy In the f** Shop! Luke (squeaky voice): You're in the f** shop, babeeee! I wanna see you freak!! Verse 3: Luke In the f** Shop! That's where it's at! In the f** Shop! The place to splak! In the f** Shop! Where all the boys go! In the f** Shop! f**in' all the hoes! (gong noise) Luke: Thank you for f**in' at the f** sho-O-O-Op