[Sample: "The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer] Every evening you will find him Around our neighborhood. It's the old dope peddler That we know by doing good [Hook] Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me Most of my n***as got gold teeth Most of my b**hes got tattoos Most of my n***as think cash rules And I mess up hair dos like it's a pair of shoes And I need a parachute when I'm up there I'm in the trap cuz I work there [Hook] Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me [Sample: "The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer] When the shades of night are falling, Comes a fellow everyone knows, It's the old dope peddler, Spreading joy wherever he goes See what these b**hes looking like Stick it in all crooked like Louie V is my kyrptonite Take ya b**h and I give her back Give her this and I give her that Fine wine and lobster tail Candlelight and Chrisette Michele Look at the p**y and play kiss and tell Fix her hair then fix her nails Even pay a few bills Way I'm running sh** man I should have a shoe deal And my whole crew ill Pockets on fat burger Going so hard you'd think I mixed the Viagra with the Soda Staying focused, this yola here Black and white ice, polar bear You hold her hand and I hold her hair I pull her close and I put it there [Hook] Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Started off with a OZ End up riding fo' deep Pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me I said I pull up to that club like Mothaf**a ho you don't know me [Sample: "The Old Dope Peddler" by Tom Lehrer] When the shades of night are falling, Comes a fellow everyone knows, It's the old dope peddler, Spreading joy wherever he goes