[POSTED BY TOOL] Another day Another wepage im trapped inside this cyber ratcage im getting on to check my mail who needs freinds when you have AOL Im a jerk,a loser,a f*g,an a**hole a roody poopoo candy a** superlamo Nobody likes me Nobody Likes me Its friday night and im going online gonna find a girl and make her all mine she can be fat she can be ugly i dont really care cause im feeling kind of lonely My name is jeff listen to my band im 14 and im your biggest fan i just want you to know if we went out on a date id get arrested for saturratorial rape Its friday night and im going online gonna find a girl and make her all mine she can be fat she can be ugly i dont really care cause im feeling kind of lonely its friday night im going online...yea (x2) wanna cyber....cant wait to meet ya!