1 Beat Off - Once Upon A Time lyrics

once upon a time i got really f**ing drunk we drank all night we drank everywhere we drank on the side of the road we didn't care then i went for a ride in a friend's car he didn't drink so everything was alright until... the car stopped the engine turned and so did my head on to the seat i fell asleep i wished i was dead you know it really blew i wish it happened to you and then the car stopped but not my head out came some vomit and hit the cement at least it didn't hit the car we went into a restaraunt they got some food i barfed a lot and got the police called on me i ran into the bathroom and pa**ed out in the stall the cops they searched my friends car they didn't find any beer at all you know those f**ing dicks they told my friend's parents they thought he was drunk